When the historians look back on this era and the textbooks are written, it’s going to be Dennis Rodman and Steven Seagal that saved the world through international diplomacy. https://t.co/vMM4ZjZsmQ
— KFC (@KFCBarstool) August 5, 2018
How incredible would a Steven Seagal/Dennis Rodman movie be right about now? It would be like Rodman/JCVD in Double Team except they would be real life international diplomats to some of the scariest countries on earth. What a planet we live on.
— KFC (@KFCBarstool) August 5, 2018
In celebration of Emissary Dennis Rodman heading to Singapore to save the world from nuclear annihilation, perhaps we should all re-watch Double Team (1997); arguably the best movie Dennis Rodman has co-stared in.https://t.co/adoB4yxB8E
— Steffan Watkins (@steffanwatkins) June 6, 2018
Dennis Rodman: The Man for The Job
This is the most lit timeline
We got Dennis Rodman discussing North Korean foreign policy while crying live on CNN pic.twitter.com/6SII9clbjx
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) June 12, 2018
I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/SqUoMKlsXS Dennis Rodman Hung Out With Kim Jong-un on His Private Island
— KC Grandpa (@tonyquinntq1) July 28, 2018
Steven Seagal: The Man for The Job
The way Special Envoy Nutball Steven Seagal pronouncing Vladimir Putin’s name is joyous pic.twitter.com/vbsi2m92wz
— St Peter (@stpeteyontweety) August 5, 2018
Yes, but did you see his “traditional” Kazakh dance moves? That’s the type of man for this difficult job! Plus Seagal is known to be tight with mafiya and oligarch types. https://t.co/6BGzz1zGbV
— Beau Brendler, MSW (@beau_brendler) August 5, 2018
Remember when the President of Belarus gave Steven Seagal a huge carrot and a watermelon for some reason pic.twitter.com/7EHzAOfGGb
— courtesy fave on death threat (@boring_as_heck) March 12, 2018
Triple Team
Dennis Rodman is handling relations with North Korea, and now Steven Seagal is working on Russia. We just need Gary Busey to work on Iran and the axis of ridiculousness will be complete.
— James F. Haning II (@jameshaning) August 5, 2018
Damn I missed the two year anniversary of one of the greatest Vines of all time https://t.co/agMNLyNK8z
— rebekah entralgo (@rebekahentralgo) August 3, 2018
